5. I’m married, but we’re separated.
-Stop tricking us into these fake relationships when at the end of the day, you’re still married. Be honest upfront. Who knows? Some women might be okay with it.
4. It’s not you, its me. I didn’t know you would turn out to be such a cool girl. You deserve better.
– Just say you don’t like black girls. Its okay, another white boy will.
3. She’s a gold digger
– It doesn’t make me a gold digger because I expect you to pay for our first date. I’ll go dutch, but don’t expect a call back.
2. Men to Women ratio.
– Who cares that there’s a million women to one man, that doesn’t give you an excuse not to put your best foot forward or treat women any old way.
1. I love Independent Women
– Shut the F up. When you get it, its always another-issue. Like Tina Fey said, “You can be the woman that cures cancer, but you’ll always be up against a Bombshell Mcgee.”